Here are some of my favorites things Maya has said recently. I knew I had to write them down or else I would forget.
When Maya is going to the potty, especially #2, she will tell everyone she needs her privacy and will close the bathroom door. I thought she just needed time to contemplate life, but now I understand better what was really going on in that head of hers.
Maya: Daddy, you gotta get out of here!
Maya: Because if smell it too long, you might die.
Me: Maya, are you finished going potty?
Maya (looking down in the toilet): No, I only have one poop. I need to have a poop family.