Saturday, December 27, 2008

New Maya Quotes

Here are some of my favorites things Maya has said recently. I knew I had to write them down or else I would forget.

When Maya is going to the potty, especially #2, she will tell everyone she needs her privacy and will close the bathroom door. I thought she just needed time to contemplate life, but now I understand better what was really going on in that head of hers.

Example 1.
Maya: Daddy, you gotta get out of here!
Jeff: Why?
Maya: Because if smell it too long, you might die.

Example 2.
Me: Maya, are you finished going potty?
Maya (looking down in the toilet): No, I only have one poop. I need to have a poop family.

13 comments:

Tom and Jane Schell said...

Hahaha! What a cutie. I'm glad you're posting again, but it sounds like you guys have been busy. We miss you and Jeff! Happy Holidays

Tom

jennifer said...

I think Maya has a future in comedy! Good thing you're writing this stuff down - it will be great material for her later!

Jill said...

A poop family? She didn't want that poop to be lonely. I'd say she understands the plan of happiness really well. :o)

The McKinneys said...

That is too funny! I hope you guys have a Happy New Year!

Kim said...

Hilarious! She really seems to understand what life is all about.

nicole said...

How funny! She's hilarious like her Mama! Hope you guys had a Merry Christmas! :)

MoMmY k:-) said...

aren't you glad that was in your house....and not in a store bathroom? :-)

Trying to Stay Calm! said...

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Tom and Jane Schell said...

Love it! She is so funny.

Jane

Lilola said...

All the best kid stories end up being about poop!

I've tagged you on my blog! LOL

Sarah C said...

That is so funny. Kids say the cutest things.

L said...

Hope you are doing okay! What is new in the Kingsley household? Miss ya!

Ashley said...

I love your blog. How funny are your kids?! Anytime you need a sitter again, I'm there. Those two are so cute.