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Musings of two educated people with no clue of how to be intelligent parents.
About Melody
- Melody Kingsley
- Owner of Be Healthy, LLC: Health Educator, B.S. Health Science, EMT, CPR, AED, and First Aid Certified, ACSM Health and Wellness Coach, Weight Loss Coach
Jeff
About Jeff
- Dad, husband, Materials Engineer, Jiu-Jitsu novice , former mechanic, Alabama misfit, former sailor, comedian, alpha male
maya
About Maya
- Daughter, sister, amateur actress/comedian, artist in the making.
Reili
About Reili
- Going through the terrible twos.
Maya's Current Fears
- Having her hair brushed
- Leo the Lion (large stuffed animal)
- Trees (with eyes) in her room at night (I have no idea what that means)
- Bunnies hiding under her bed
- Knights (in armour)
- Spider Webs
Maya's Quote of the Day
- "I like Chuck E Cheese, but I don't like his house." (After going to a VERY busy Chuck E Cheese for her 3rd Birthday)
- "I just want to make a cone fall." (Said as she picked up my cell phone.)
- "It's going to go down the drain." (Referring to the BB she ate eventually and hopefully coming out in her poop)
- Looking down at her plate she said, "I said, 'No, Food!'" (When asked the question, "Did you just say 'No!' to me??")
- "I want to be closerly." (Said when asking to use the stepstool to help me cook in the kitchen)
- "I have a fever in my tummy." (Said while trying to get out of going somewhere she didn't want to go)
- "It's gonna crap!" (In reference to the computer crashing if she touched it)
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- The Schell Family
- The Meservy Monthly
- The McKinneys
- The Lutz Family
- The Lawrence Family
- The Laus
- The Kines Family
- The Foster Family
- The Devers
- Tessa and Steve
- Style Picnic
- Seedpod
- Scot and Daphne
- Random Thoughts
- My Sand Beach
- Micah and Missy
- Meet the Mrs.
- McEwen Crew
- Like Jelly
- Life on Lauderdale St.
- Lebanites
- Laura's Mundane World
- Just Another Day in Paradise
- Jill: The Warrior
- Hudson Haven Happenings
- Future Wood
- Even the Sink
- De Profundis
- Crazy and Happy Home
- And Baby Makes Six
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4 comments:
I just saw that on "The Onion." It made me laugh!
Hi Melody! How cool to find you again! Fauna and I tried to figure out if we had any common friends from our years college and institute years. I am glad you found me. You have two beautiful little girls! I love how blogging can connect us all. I will definitely keep in touch! Happy Blogging!
Ouchie!
I LOVE THIS! I used to have an Onion calender and loved everyday of it. Laugh a minute.
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