Me: Maya, are you going poo poo or pee pee?
Maya: Poo-pee
Me: You're pooping?
Maya: No mommy, I'm going poop AND pee... you know, poo-pee.
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3 comments:
That is hilarious. And "Hanky," The Christmas Poo. "He loves me and I love you."
How cute! One smart girl. Dan and I had a good laugh! Send these in to David Letterman! Isn't it funny that we need to know what is going on in the bathroom. I laughed because I always have to be informed of the status of her goings on in there also. The highlights of my day...hahaha.
Hee hee!
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