Thursday, July 31, 2008

The last 10 pounds

Dear Last 10 Pounds,

You may think you are special because we all know who you are. There are books about you and diets about you, blah blah blah. I just wanted to let you know that I, for one, am not a fan of yours. You make my clothes unflattering and I have even bought the dreaded next size up to accomodate you. I am no longer going to stand for the way you linger and have made yourself at home in my body. This is war.

It's over for you. I have made my peace and I'm saying goodbye. You are no longer welcome here.

Sincerely,

Melody A. Kingsley

5 comments:

Lilola said...

A little detail please, on how you are going to do that. Maybe it will work for my first 10. Ya think?

Kim said...

HeHe

nicole said...

Ha! Ha! You're hilarious! I think you should write a book. :)

Laura said...

your 10 pounds has a cousin- my 50 pounds. Luckily I am working on it, and the 1st cousin once removed 8 pounds is now gone. :) Slowly but surely. HA HA HA HA

Jill said...

Ha ha ha ha ha! Maybe your 10 pounds could run away with 10 of my pounds?