Dear Last 10 Pounds,
You may think you are special because we all know who you are. There are books about you and diets about you, blah blah blah. I just wanted to let you know that I, for one, am not a fan of yours. You make my clothes unflattering and I have even bought the dreaded next size up to accomodate you. I am no longer going to stand for the way you linger and have made yourself at home in my body. This is war.
It's over for you. I have made my peace and I'm saying goodbye. You are no longer welcome here.
Melody A. Kingsley