Dear Last 10 Pounds,
You may think you are special because we all know who you are. There are books about you and diets about you, blah blah blah. I just wanted to let you know that I, for one, am not a fan of yours. You make my clothes unflattering and I have even bought the dreaded next size up to accomodate you. I am no longer going to stand for the way you linger and have made yourself at home in my body. This is war.
It's over for you. I have made my peace and I'm saying goodbye. You are no longer welcome here.
Sincerely,
Melody A. Kingsley
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A little detail please, on how you are going to do that. Maybe it will work for my first 10. Ya think?
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Ha! Ha! You're hilarious! I think you should write a book. :)
your 10 pounds has a cousin- my 50 pounds. Luckily I am working on it, and the 1st cousin once removed 8 pounds is now gone. :) Slowly but surely. HA HA HA HA
Ha ha ha ha ha! Maybe your 10 pounds could run away with 10 of my pounds?
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