Tuesday, October 23, 2007
All Aboard the Fart Express! (patent pending)
All moms have struggled with their baby having gas, colic, indigestion... you name it. Now, we have put an end to the old techniques: the old pump and putter, the manual cheese squeeze, and various colic remedies.
Introducing the Fart Express tm.
1) Just place your baby into the seat with feet elevated.
2) Turn on swing.
3) Listen to the thunder clap!
The baby's position along with the centrifugal force expels the gas at light speed!
Your baby will soon stop crying, feel relief, and fall fast asleep!