You Always Burn the First Pancake: Maya's First Joke

Maya's Quote of the Day

"I like Chuck E Cheese, but I don't like his house." (After going to a VERY busy Chuck E Cheese for her 3rd Birthday)
"I just want to make a cone fall." (Said as she picked up my cell phone.)
"It's going to go down the drain." (Referring to the BB she ate eventually and hopefully coming out in her poop)
Looking down at her plate she said, "I said, 'No, Food!'" (When asked the question, "Did you just say 'No!' to me??")
"I want to be closerly." (Said when asking to use the stepstool to help me cook in the kitchen)
"I have a fever in my tummy." (Said while trying to get out of going somewhere she didn't want to go)
"It's gonna crap!" (In reference to the computer crashing if she touched it)